Having learned of my nomination and award, I can now reflect with satisfaction upon all those occasions when, amid invective and vitriol, I indulged my love of Socratic irony on this site; for I have thus been reassured that, though my motives may at times have been impure, I always conducted myself in an intelligent character. Especially when I was right.
"Still the internet's #1 means of acquiring foreign wives". Judging purely from my inbox, of course.
I am presently of the opinion that a white font upon a blue background would be a most harmonious composition.
I see no reason to rotate the '.com' by 90 degrees. I therefore prefer this design.
I don't believe that I have ever been complimented to such a degree before. God save the Queen and the Realm!
Category: Most consistently intelligent debater.
Nominee: Bohemian.
Reason: A manifestly intelligent debater.
My Nomination for:
Most Articulate: Enigmatic Man
I suspect you may have just melted a very thin layer of the ice which encases my heart. Thank you.