Having learned of my nomination and award, I can now reflect with satisfaction upon all those occasions when, amid invective and vitriol, I indulged my love of Socratic irony on this site; for I have thus been reassured that, though my motives may at times have been impure, I always conducted myself in an intelligent character. Especially when I was right.

You look very dashing at 720p.

"Still the internet's #1 means of acquiring foreign wives". Judging purely from my inbox, of course.

I am presently of the opinion that a white font upon a blue background would be a most harmonious composition.

I see no reason to rotate the '.com' by 90 degrees. I therefore prefer this design.

My sincerest gratitude, sir.

Capital, capital!

I don't believe that I have ever been complimented to such a degree before. God save the Queen and the Realm!

Category: Most consistently intelligent debater.

Nominee: Bohemian.

Reason: A manifestly intelligent debater.

My Nomination for:

Most Articulate: Enigmatic Man

I suspect you may have just melted a very thin layer of the ice which encases my heart. Thank you.